May 2013
whatsacanada:  MY ALGEBRA TEACHER DRESSED AS A CHEERLEADER TODAY HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY
May 24th
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May 24th
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harlequinjade: I thought a truck was about to crash into us and I instinctively said “wHOA THERE BUCKAROO” I could have died and those would have been my last words 
May 23rd
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boygrimlark: scout-ebubbles: docot: freddybenson: leovaldezstyle: freddybenson: A B C the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours D E
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
May 23rd
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morrissarty: cheeky-jackharries: avatar-rokuu: veryscarytwist: how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS  AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS what
May 23rd
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iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED ASLERT I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME?? update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost He’ll be vital to your quest later,...
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
May 21st
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bombliate: official-honeybooboo: bombliate: dave-vriska: bombliate: [JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing [DEFENDANT VOICE] no [JUDGE VOICE] i don’t believe u [WITNESS VOICE] he did the thing [JUDGE VOICE] ooooooh i knew it
May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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writingrants: That moment of realization when your parents/friends/teacher ask you what your novel is about and every aspect of the story suddenly seems too idiotic and cliche to say out loud.
May 20th
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partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you  hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead
May 20th
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nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
May 20th
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caraknightley: colorfulrussianfireworks: iVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS FUCKING VIDEO AND I FINALLY FOUND IT AND ITS CAUSING ME CHEST PAINS I FORGOT ABOUT THIS VIDEO UNTIL APPROXXIMATELY 3 MINUTES AGO AND IM LAUGHING OS HARD
May 20th
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mandatoryupgrades: Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written: I want that to be the final line of my biography.
May 20th
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May 20th
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less-than-one: Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party
May 20th
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May 20th
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leskerwhite: Barry you’re a genius.
May 19th
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May 19th
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me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing
May 19th
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thernardier: “you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
May 19th
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“Do you hear the Whispermen? The Whispermen are near. If you hear the Whisper...”
– (via thegentleartofus)
May 19th
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May 19th
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longlivetheatre: for one single second i thought the doctors name was “please” and was incredibly confused.
May 19th
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sheepishwoes: what the fuck did i just stumble across
May 19th
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